GOOD NEWS!
Herman Cain has dropped out of the 2012 presidential election.. Bout’ time too!
Romney ad takes misquoting Obama to a whole new level.
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“Before we get started, let’s all say ‘Happy Birthday’ to Elvis Presley today.” -Rep. Michele Bachmann, while campaigning for president in South Carolina on what was actually the anniversary of Elvis’s death, Aug. 16, 2011 (Elvis was born on January 8)
*facepalm* no, no, make that double.
“But we also know that the very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States. … I think it is high time that we recognize the contribution of our forbearers who worked tirelessly — men like John Quincy Adams, who would not rest until slavery was extinguished in the country.” -Rep. Michele Bachmann, botching American history while speaking at an Iowan’s for Tax Relief event in January 2011. The Founding Fathers did not work to end slavery, and John Quincy Adams was not one of the Founding Fathers.
The only gas Bachmann (aka scientist extraordinaire) knows about is hot air.
“Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn’t even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.” -Rep. Michelle Bachmann, April, 2009
All democrats obviously carry some string of the flu and are determined to infect the country.
“I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I’m not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it’s an interesting coincidence.” -Rep. Michele Bachmann, on the 1976 Swine Flu outbreak that happened when Gerald Ford, a Republican, was president, April 28, 2009
Serial Killer…Movie Star…it’s all the same to Bachmann.
“Well what I want them to know is just like, John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That’s the kind of spirit that I have, too” -Rep. Michele Bachmann, getting her John Waynes mixed up during an interview after launching her presidential campaign in Waterloo, Iowa, where she grew up. The beloved movie star John Wayne was born in Winterset, Iowa, three hours away. The John Wayne that Waterloo was home to is John Wayne Gacy, a notorious serial killer. (June 2011)
couldn’t resist. heh heh heh.
Bachmann is…
INSANE. ignorant. stupid. ridiculous. and to be honest her views are quite frightening, because some people actually agree with them. THAT is the scary thing.
Herman Cain: rejects yet another accusation. Surprise, surprise.
“Cain, who denies an affair, told his staff Tuesday he was ‘reassessing’ his campaign in the wake of the latest allegation.”
However, it is later mentioned in the article that “reassessing” means, to Cain, adding in new factors- NOT dropping out of the election. Too bad. I got all excited for a second.